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Jokes of the day.


 Take it easy while showing the 17 muscles on your face😊😊..

 No man is as humble like a man who is asking for a lady’s number in public. He will just be sound low like a new generator. If you experience, you knowπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

You can’t date a guy living with his parents, but you can date a man living with his wife? Aunty come and enter heaven let me see!!πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

– Nigerian girls are like NEPA…Once they Start given you Light just know that bill is ComingπŸ˜‚πŸ€£


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– Some girls wahala tire me. Why will you go and have sex and later get pregnant and start shouting ooh God this can’t be me.

My sister who do you want it to be. Your mother?🀣


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– Buying ❀ flowers for your Village girlfriend is not an issue. The problem is when I receive a message from her the next day saying “boo, the vegetables you bought me tasted somehow” Na wa oooooo. 🀣


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– Abeg which part of Nigeria is my father landπŸ˜‚because as I dey now am broke I want to sell my own portion🀣


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– She asks you for money and you complain that she loves money, she decides not to ask you anymore and you say she has another boyfriend.

My brother what really is the matter?πŸ˜ƒπŸ€£


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– Ladies, please take a moment to thank and appreciate those guys that dated you in secondary school. They loved you with no makeup, no Brazilian hair, with your short hairs, your over sized uniforms, your shapeless bags and rubber sandals.

“That was true love”πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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One Response

  1. I swear 🀣🀣🀣🀣

    by Anonymous on Oct 4, 2022 at 5:17 am

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